“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither” - Steve Martin
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Tom Clancy
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men then they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” – Robert De Niro
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch” – Jack Nicholson
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no mater what she’s reading.” – Steve Jobs
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” – George Burns
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Woody Allen | 
