Posted 30-08-2007
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by Luke Duffy

Mile high

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct

A mother and her young son are on a Qantas flight. The boy says, “Mummy, if big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The kid’s mother can’t think of an answer, so she tells her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy goes tottering down the aisle and asks the flight attendant the same question. The flight attendant smiles and says, “Did your mum tell you to ask me that?”

“Yes she did.” The little boy replies.

“Well go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you.”

 

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