Mary Clancy
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' “
It’s A Fact
• Your right ear is better at discerning one person's speech among others. Your left ear is better at picking up music tones.
• Rice paper does not have any rice in it.
• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. | 
