Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the drink.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they
decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with,
one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down
next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business
they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out
have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came
home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us
at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you." | 
