A blind man walks into a bar and says “You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The first woman replies, “I’m 105 kilos, a world kickboxing champion and I’m actually a natural blonde. My friend here is 95 kilos, a world judo champion and she’s also a natural blonde.
“And my other girlfriend weighs 80 kilos, is a former world arm wrestling champion and, like me and our other girlfriend, is also a natural blonde.
“So… do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”
The man thinks for a while. “Um, no,” he replies. “Not if I have to explain it three times…”
It’s a fact!
A snail can sleep for three years.
Ice cream was invented in China around 2000 B.C.
Cold water weighs less than hot. | 
