The Doctor’s Surgery

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'62kg,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.It turns out her weight is 70kg.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 4'.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

It’s a fact

• During the American Civil War, 185,000 troops died in combat or of battle-related wounds, 373,000 died of disease.

• The most popular car color between 2000 and 2005 was silver.

• Nurses and doctors wash their hands between patients less than one-third of the time.